If We Took a Holiday
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If We Took a Holiday
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A struggling LA actress impersonates Madonna for the day as a birthday gift for her recently dumped gay BFF, musical numbers and all....but things don't go as planned.
Release Date
2014-07-12
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4.5
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2.3 startsTagline
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