The Kidnappers of Ronnie Lazaro
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Ronnie Lazaro
Bebot Pascua-Sanchez
Prestoline "Pipoy" Estampador
Boy George Pinlac
Abdul Abdulrajak
Hesus Ginoo
Hector Tangarurang
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Overview
A group of down and out-of-luck men decide to make a film starring Ronnie Lazaro, the most sought-after indie actor in the Philippines. Things get complicated when Lazaro decides to beg off from acting on their supposed "indie film" and they are forced to abduct the actor.
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2012-06-29
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Paano nga ba gumawa ng isang Indie Film?
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